Time Flies When You're Not Having Fun

Well, it's been seven months since I've written anything here. My life of note ran out of pages there for a while. 

Rachel: Greg, I'm bored.

Greg: I'm sorry to hear that. Want me to put this show back on?

Rachel: Why do you only want to pacify me?

Greg: Well, you're bored. I thought you could do with some entertainment.

Rachel: That's all you have to say for yourself? Entertain me.

Greg: I'm reading.

Rachel: You're mean.

Greg: I'm not mean.

Rachel: Talk to me.

Greg: What about? My parents are leaving Sunday for Florida. Isn't that exciting.

Rachel: No.

Greg: Perhaps not. More exciting for me really.

*silence. Greg reads.*

Rachel: Greg?

Greg: Huh?

Rachel: I'm bored.

Greg: I know. What are you going to do about that?

Rachel: What do you want me to do? (suggestively)

Greg: Get un-bored.

Rachel: Wow! What a great idea.

*Greg nods. Greg goes back to his Dungeons and Dragons-themed book*

This is my life. This is really my life. Enjoy!